All right! It's zee Wango, Stick Mango - 1-2-3-4
Come on boys - Time to Mango

My Sticky freeze like a rock
My Sticky looks like pole
My Sticky can dance all night
My Sticky's ping got no control
He do the Wango Mango

My Sticky can scream and shout
My Sticky can even pout
My Sticky he can take a chance
My Sticky got a brand new dance

Wango Mango, Wango Mango
It's a Wango Mango, Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)Baby!

Wango Mango, Wango Mango, Wango Mango, Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
Baby! Baby! Baby!
Ooooh I like the way your lagged, You look like you're frozen to me homey
If you wanna take a little chance, Sticky gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Mango down one time with you homey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation, I said a brand new dance
A Stickmang sensation, Yeah I like laggin', I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much, Oh homey believe it baby
You see it's a crazed gyration of the 56k generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some Cableazation - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take your right ankle out, You take your left ankle out
You get your belly propped down. You get your head sniped off
Yeah lookin' good now Sticky, I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get me some cable, I'm gonna borrow it from Mable
Yeah you ping is so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get my keyboard wet, salivate, salivate
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah I ping so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about homey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You watch your ping climb as fast as a Maserati
It's a Maserati, It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty, It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection homey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it, I'll check out the Hotel ping
I gotta get some fps off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, I'm a HPB now baby, heh heh heh, You've been playin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati computer away
So you look for the garbage, you think you see the garbage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there it is up ahead
And the damn thing's open, Hello! Get in there!

Is my computer alive? (Is my computer alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my computer alive?, She Mango'd to death

Wango Mango (Wango Mango), Mango Wango (Mango Wango)
Wango Mango (Wango Mango), Mango Mango (Wango Wango)
Wango Mango, Wango Mango, Mango Mango
Wango Wango Wango Wango, Mango Mango Mango Mango

Hammy went down to 2fort; he was lookin' for a flag to steal
his jumper was in a bind, it showed his behind;
so he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across Shadow, grabbin' packs and hammerin' alot;
Hammy jumped up on a dispenser and said "Boy, Let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it,but I'm and Engy player too"
"and if you care to take this dare,I'll make a bet with you";
"Now you play pretty good Engy Boy,but give Ol'Hammy his due"
"I'll bet a spanner of gold against your shoes,cause I think I'm better than you!"
The boy said "My names Shadow and it might be a sin;
but I'll take your bet,you're gonna regret cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Shadow shine up your wrench; and hit your SG hard.
'Cause hells broke loose in 2fort and Hammy deals the cards;
And if you win you'll get his shiny spanner made of gold;
but if you loose Hammy gets your soles.

Hammy opened up his pocket and said "I'll start this show"
Fire flew from his EMP as he cocked it back to throw;
and he raised the disc above his head and it made and evil hiss;
and he made an overhanded shot and it sounded sumpin like this:

(music )

When Hammy finished Shadow said "Well your pretty good pork one;
but jump up in the sniper deck and let me show you how it's done"

Fire in 2fort run Mang run;
thanks to Weez there ain't no sun;
Skolnik in respawn wouldn't you know;
420 does your dog bite "No child No!"

Hammy bowed his head cause he knew he'd been beat;
and he layed his golden spanner on the ground at Shadows feet
Shadow said "Hammy just come on back if you ever wanna try it again;
I done told you once you spam of a bitch, I'm the best thats ever been"